A few weeks ago, Black Twitter blessed my life in a way that only it can. The thread posed this question...What would your real n**ga dissertation be? Answers included: "You Got Me All The Way F**ked Up: An Exploration Of The Mischaracterization and False Assumptions Assigned to Black People." "You Got McDonalds Money?: The Importance of Fostering Financial Literacy in Youth." "The Head Nod: An Examination of Affirmation, Validation, and Non-Verbal Community Building in White Spaces." "Who All Over There?: A Look Into Black Anxiety and Introversion After wiping my tears of pure joy, it got me to thinking... what would my dissertation topic be?